Top 15 naughtiest dogs in Britain

We reveal the winner and runners up of our competition: Britain’s Naughtiest Dog in association with Lily’s Kitchen.

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We searched far and wide for Britain's naughtiest dog in 2015

With so many great tales to choose from, picking a winner was no easy task. Here, we congratulate our winner, Rabbit, and salute the chasing pack snapping at his heels.

Overall winner of Britian's Naughtiest Dog 2015

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Winner of Britain's Naughtiest Dog 2015: Rabbit

Overall winner: Rabbit Heinz 57, Warminster, Wiltshire Rabbit is an all-round mischief-maker and the deserved victor of our Britain’s Naughtiest Dog compeition in association with Lily's Kitchen. Crimes include destroying furniture, toys and pieces of clothing; chewing through £250 in cash; hitching lifts round the county in an Amazon delivery van and stealing bones from the nextdoor neighbour's dog.

Read more about Rabbit's mischief-making here

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Britain's Naughtiest Dog: The runners up

Britain's naughtiest dog

First runner up: Woody

First runner-up: Woody Labrador from Twickenham, Middlesex Woody, or ASBO as his friends and family affectionately know him, has a stomach of steel and a knack for disaster. Aside from daily raids on the laundry basket and recycling bins and a taste for expensive dressage bridles, Woody caused a stir when he trotted up to an elegant Italian woman sitting on a park bench enjoying her peaceful afternoon and, quite inexplicably, peed on her.

Not especially fond of sleeping, Woody once embarked on a solo nighttime adventure during a camping trip, returning triumphantly to show off to his owners the decomposing salmon he had discovered on his travels. Disappointed that his owners were more intent on getting back to sleep than inspecting his piscatorial trophy, Woody dislodged the ropes and brought the tent crashing down on them all.

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Second runner up: Jolly

Second runner-up: Jolly Dalmatian from London For those dogs with a nose for adventure, cities are just big playgrounds and for Jolly, London will just about do. An experienced Underground traveller, Jolly once did a poo on the Piccadilly Line and she likes to puncture footballs in the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea. A pricey stuffed shark fell foul of Jolly’s jaws in an antiques shop, but her pièce de résistance must be the time when she bounded up to a bride being photographed in Hyde Park, leaving a trail of paw prints on her hitherto pristine white dress.

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Category: Best consumer

Britain's naughtiest dog

Best consumer winner: Buster

Best consumer winner: Buster Labrador from Wareside, Hertfordshire Buster was barred from ‘doggy day care’ after he ate a whole 20-year-old taxidermy crocodile.

Britain's naughtiest dog

Best consumer runner up: Boot

Best consumer runner up: Boot Collie-cross from Yelverton, DevonHe munched his way through an entire collection of books—first editions, of course.

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Best consumer highly commended: Mavis

Best consumer highly commended: Mavis Lurcher from Felpham, West SussexMavis has gobbled up 6lb of raw pasta, the family hoard of Easter eggs and 21 human antibiotics.

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Category: Best escape artist

Britain's naughtiest dog

Best escape artist winner: Ted

Best escape artist winner: Ted Irish water spaniel cross from Copthorne, West Sussex Too impatient to wait for a door to be opened for him, Ted succeeded in bringing the entire cat flap with him when he charged through it.

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Best escape artist runner up: Pushkash

Best escape artist runner up: Pushkash Hungarian vizsla from Farnham, Surrey Pushkash took himself off for a walk at a service station just off the M6 toll road near Birmingham. Fortunately, his owners realised, 30 minutes into their journey, that he wasn’t in the car and returned to collect him.

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Best escape artist highly commended: Hamilton

Best escape artist highly commended: Hamilton Basset hound from Portree, Isle of SkyeHamilton mounted his own pooch-led protest at being taken on a trip to the tip by locking his owner out of the car. When she broke in through the back-door window, he made a break for it and, with his spaniel partner-in-crime in tow, spent a thoroughly exciting afternoon refusing to be caught.

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Category: Most embarrassing

Britain's naughtiest dog

Most embarrassing winner: Toby

Most embarrassing winner: Toby Springer spaniel from Tresco, Isles of Scilly With a knack for selective hearing on shoot days, Toby bounded off to collect a bird of his choosing, which happened to be half a mile offshore. He brought the day to a standstill when the harbour master had to take his boat out to rescue him.

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Most embarrassing runner up: Digby

Most embarrassing runner up: Digby Border terrier from Lympne, Kent Digby made sure golfer Paul Casey didn’t have it too easy by stealing his ball from the 12th green just as Mr Casey was about to putt for a birdie at the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship at Kingsbarns in Scotland.

Britain's naughtiest dog

Most embarrassing highly commended: Dickens

Most embarrassing highly commended: Dickens Labrador from Fernhurst, West Sussex Dickens gatecrashed a wedding, where he stole a bouquet and a guest’s shawl, before completing a few laps of honour around the venue.

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Category: Most destructive

Britain's naughtiest dog

Most destructive winner: Bryn

Most destructive winner: Bryn Greyhound cross from Great Preston, Leeds Showing a flair for adventure, Bryn hopped up next to the kitchen sink and inadvertently turned the tap on, flooding the brand-new kitchen. Meanwhile, his tail almost caused a gas explosion when it hit the gas tap on the cooker.

Britain's naughtiest dog

Most destructive runner up: Custard

Most destructive runner up: Custard Labrador from Brington, Cambridgeshire Custard took it upon himself to liven up a three-year-old’s birthday party by stealing a large kitchen knife from the worktop and chasing guests around with his prize.

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Most destructive highly commended: Beetle

Most destructive highly commended: Beetle Cocker spaniel from Shrewsbury, Shropshire Chewing through his lead enabled Beetle to run onto a school’s rugby pitch to show the players how it’s done. Despite much dodging and ducking, his game ended when one of the pupils’ fathers managed to tackle him to the ground.

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rabbit

Meet Rabbit, Britain’s naughtiest dog

Lovable, scruffy and nearly always in trouble, this Heinz 57 terrier has won Country Life's quest to find the UK's

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Katy Birchall
Katy is the proud owner of four labradors in varying colours and is also the author of the young-adult fiction series ‘The It Girl’ published by Egmont. The first novel in the series came out in May and two sequels will follow in 2016. The rights have been sold in 12 territories including France, Germany, Spain and the USA, where it comes out in hardback next June.