Curious Questions: What are the finest last words ever uttered?
Final words can be poignant, tragic, ironic, loving and, sometimes, hilarious. Annunciata Elwes examines this most bizarre form of public speaking.


'Monks! Monks! Monks!'
Not the most obvious exclamation for Henry VIII to make on his death-bed — or perhaps it is. It’s shorter than calling out to all his wives.
Mystery surrounds the death of another king, George V, in 1936, with a rumour that ‘Bugger Bognor!’ was his final utterance, after someone (clearly not gauging his audience) suggested he visit the seaside town to recuperate.
The idea of saying something wise and pithy in our final moments is undoubtedly appealing—particularly if it gives solace, reveals a long-held secret or lightens the mood by just the right amount. Oscar Wilde’s oft-quoted ‘My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go’ is, unfortunately, not the last thing he said — but it sets the standard.
As farewells go, a simple proclamation of love is powerful. George Harrison advised his family to ‘love one another’. T. S. Eliot whispered his wife’s name, ‘Valerie’, and Napoleon called out to his amours in (we hope) ascending order of importance: ‘La France, l’armée, tête d’armée, Joséphine’. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle turned to his wife with a ‘You are wonderful’ and Jean-Paul Sartre said ‘I love you very much, my dear Beaver’ to his partner Simone de Beauvoir. American baseball superstar Joe di Maggio, pictured above, took a similar tack despite his wife Marilyn Monroe having died 37 years before he did: 'I'll finally get to see Marilyn,' was his dying proclamation in 1999.
Many, if the accounts of those present are to be believed, have managed to utter final words that have stood the test of time — and here is our pick of the very best.
Some are heartbreaking, others hilarious — all may or may not actually have been said.
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Famous last words of the famous
‘I feel something that is not of this earth.’
Mozart
‘This isn’t Hamlet, you know. It’s not meant to go in my bloody ear.’
Laurence Olivier to a nurse who had spilt water on him
‘Goodnight my darlings, I’ll see you tomorrow.’
Noël Coward’s words to friends at his home in Jamaica in 1974, just before he went to bed
‘I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis.’
Humphrey Bogart
‘All my possessions for a moment of time!’
Elizabeth I
‘Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose.’
Marie Antoinette is said to have stepped on her executioner’s foot when climbing up to the guillotine
‘I’m bored with it all.’
Sir Winston Churchill
‘Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.’
Karl Marx
‘I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don’t know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days.’
Ian Fleming chatting to ambulance drivers in Canterbury, Kent, 1964
‘Don’t be in such a hurry.’
Billie Holiday
‘Where is my clock?’
Salvador Dalí
‘Am I dying, or is it my birthday?’
Nancy, Lady Astor
‘I am just going outside and may be some time.’
Capt Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates, before walking into a blizzard during Scott’s ill-fated Terra Nova Expedition of 1912; he sacrificed himself in the hopes his companions could better travel to safety without him, but, tragically, they died soon afterwards
‘Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy.’
Charlotte Brontë to her husband, Arthur Bell Nicholls — they had been married less than a year when she died in 1855
“Don’t throw me overboard, Hardy.” “Oh! No, certainly not.” “Then, you know what to do: and take care of my dear Lady Hamilton, Hardy; take care of poor Lady Hamilton. Kiss me, Hardy.” [Captain Hardy kneels down and kisses Nelson's cheek] “Now I am satisfied. Thank God, I have done my duty.”
Surgeon William Beatty’s account of the death of Vice-Admiral Nelson aboard HMS Victory during the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805
‘Now is not the time for making new enemies.’
Voltaire, to a priest asking him to renounce Satan
‘Damn it, don’t you dare ask God to help me!’
Hollywood star Joan Crawford, upon seeing her housekeeper praying at her bedside
‘Now, I shall go to sleep.’
Lord Byron
‘Have I played the part well? Then applaud, as I exit.’
Augustus, first Roman Emperor
‘Stand away, fellow, from my diagram!’
Archimedes
‘I must go in, the fog is rising.’
Emily Dickinson
‘I’m looking for loopholes’
Comedian W. C. Fields, when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed
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Annunciata grew up in the wilds of Lancashire and now lives in Hampshire with a husband, two daughters and an awful pug called Parsley. She’s been floating round the Country Life office for more than a decade, her work winning the Property Magazine of the Year Award in 2022 (Property Press Awards). Before that, she had a two-year stint writing ‘all kinds of fiction’ for The Sunday Times Travel Magazine, worked in internal comms for Country Life’s publisher (which has had many names in recent years but was then called IPC Media), and spent another year researching for a historical biographer, whose then primary focus was Graham Greene and John Henry Newman and whose filing system was a collection of wardrobes and chests of drawers filled with torn scraps of paper. During this time, she regularly gave tours of 17th-century Milton Manor, Oxfordshire, which may or may not have been designed by Inigo Jones, and co-founded a literary, art and music festival, at which Johnny Flynn headlined. When not writing and editing for Country Life, Annunciata is also a director of TIN MAN ART, a contemporary art gallery founded in 2021 by her husband, James Elwes.
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