Country mouse cleans out the garage

Moving house means throwing things out so Mark undertakes an archaeological dig in his garage

Country mouse, Country Life magazine
country mouse new

I've been to France more times than to the back of my garage. Jumping on the Eurostar couldn't be easier-getting to the back of my garage requires the skills of a gymnast/trapeze artist and the determination of a polar explorer. To say it's full of clutter would be inadequate; each year, like a ring in a tree, another layer was added.

In recent times, only the lawnmower next to the door was truly accessible. But we're moving house, and, on the assumption that, if something hasn't been needed for the past decade, it's unlikely to be needed in the next, a skip was hired.

Emptying the garage was like an archaeologist's dig. One layer, about 2004, was full of that year's great project, an extension to the study. Each thick seam contained packets of vegetable seeds, floor tiles and hardened paintbrushes in gooey jam jars.

Further back were the toys of the then newborn Anna and, finally, the earliest deposits: a computer screen the size of a large oven and a long-forgotten bicycle rack. It was a world of thick cobwebs, startled spiders and a neat pile of hazelnuts that a mouse had collected, but not lived to eat.

Country Life

Country Life is unlike any other magazine: the only glossy weekly on the newsstand and the only magazine that has been guest-edited by HRH The King not once, but twice. It is a celebration of modern rural life and all its diverse joys and pleasures — that was first published in Queen Victoria's Diamond Jubilee year. Our eclectic mixture of witty and informative content — from the most up-to-date property news and commentary and a coveted glimpse inside some of the UK's best houses and gardens, to gardening, the arts and interior design, written by experts in their field — still cannot be found in print or online, anywhere else.