Whether you're heading to RHS Chelsea or not, don't miss our look at the sights and sounds that you might otherwise miss at the iconic flower show.
- Pimms on tap – with a queue by 11am
- A tea stall where you can enjoy a cuppa from genuine Wedgewood china
- A Solar System made from chrysanthemums – complete with a rotating Planet Earth
- Inspirational quotes from Vita Sackville-West and Gertude Jekyll emblazoned across the site as if they’re mantras from the Dalai Lama
- Dorian from Birds of a Feather, Christopher Biggins and Peggy from Hi-de-Hi – it’s a C-list party dream.
- An actress sitting all day on a bench, musing gently about art, nature and man
- Hand-made wooden rocking chairs – for the garden
- Daffodils in summer
- A garden designed in the form of a miniature London square
- A security guard saying into his walkie talkie ‘Okay Dave, the champagne lorry’s coming through now’
- People dressed for a night at the opera at half-past nine in the morning
- Gold leaf gardening gloves
- Rhythmic gymnasts in gold spandex outfits jumping up and down between flowers, shrubs and garden sculptures
- “Is this Yorkshire? No, it can’t be. It must be South Africa.”
- A pair of 20ft-high horses made from driftwood
- Flesh-eating plants presented as lovingly as the most beautiful, fragrant bloom
- A Windrush garden co-sponsored by Baroness Floella Benjamin of Playschool fame
- A genuine stone-built Pennine cottage in a the middle of a city (at SW3 prices, it’d probably cost a couple of million)
- Rob Brydon, Esther Rantzen, Nick Frost…
- A dinner party setting outdoors, complete with kitchen
- Gourmet cheese toasties
- An enormous blue head made from glass
- A truly beautiful painting of the Khayelitsha shanty town near Cape Town
- The biggest set of cricket stumps we’ve ever seen
- More Panama hats than you’d see in the members’ enclosure at Lord’s… and the shop where they must sell them. It’s Panama hat ground zero
- A metal bench in the shape of a rabbit and a Chesterfield sofa made from metal
- Ainsley Harriott, that girl from the One Show, the bloke from DIY SOS…
- The best treehouse we’ve ever seen – complete with slide! (And yes, we did try it out…)
- A garden sponsored by a group of PPI-chasers called The Claim Guys
- A rainbow of lupins
- Countless things so enormously heavy that you wonder how on earth they made it here in the first place
- A garden pod representing an NHS clinic
- A dozen thrones made from flowers
- The very best bits of the National Dahlia Collection
- A wickerwork dolphin leaping out of the ‘sea’ next to a transatlantic ship
- James Martin, Bill Turnbull, Kirstie Allsopp…
- Salt and pepper grinders made in the shape of chess pieces
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